This is a guy that started working here the same time Douch did

Jeff Ashelford started on 10/24/2005 as a Personal Hump Doll for anyone with $30.

Responsibilities: My main responsibility is increasing the circulation of Hump Dolls across the USA.

Hobbies, Interests, and Activities: concert going (anyone got extra Streisand tickets?), back seats of cars, mountain biking, and college football (men in tights).

If Jeff could meet someone famous, he says he would like to meet Ryan Donohue - "for obvious reasons". He also says he would like to meet Ryan Donohue's left hand because he admires his
work ethic and determination.