This is an article about douch bag that was in our workplace newsletter!

Ryan Donohue started on 11/7/2005 as a Hand Job Trainee for...whoever has $10

Responsibilities: My responsibilities include kissing ass and sales for Playgirl and other gay porn.

Hobbies, Interests, and Activities: I enjoy reading porn, writing my prison bitch, music (Kenny G is my favorite!), and anything outdoors at rest stops. I enjoy basketball, running marathons, and walking everywhere I can. I have been walking to work from Fountain Glen, so if you see some gay guy walking along the buildings outside, it's probably me!!

If Ryan could meet someone famous, he would choose to meet Dirk Digler from the movie Boogie Nights because he is hung like a horse, has class, and a personal style that is unparalleled by any other celebrity!