Dumbest Person I know....... ME!

Long story short - I thought it was something else besides windshield wiper fluid with anti-freeze.... I was really thirsty and.... well... anti-freeze is poisonous. I learned that one the hard way!

The Douch isn't getting anything for Christmas!

Just yesterday the Douch and I went to eat at Cici’s and low and behold guess who showed up? That’s right SANTA! These are pictures of Santa and Douch eating… Looks like with that behavior the Douch won’t be getting anything for Christmas!

Twins?

This is a picture of Lucas and his brother. I want everyone to know that I didn't take these pictures, so it's not me that they are flipping off.

This is a guy that started working here the same time Douch did

Jeff Ashelford started on 10/24/2005 as a Personal Hump Doll for anyone with $30.

Responsibilities: My main responsibility is increasing the circulation of Hump Dolls across the USA.

Hobbies, Interests, and Activities: concert going (anyone got extra Streisand tickets?), back seats of cars, mountain biking, and college football (men in tights).

If Jeff could meet someone famous, he says he would like to meet Ryan Donohue - "for obvious reasons". He also says he would like to meet Ryan Donohue's left hand because he admires his
work ethic and determination.

This is an article about douch bag that was in our workplace newsletter!

Ryan Donohue started on 11/7/2005 as a Hand Job Trainee for...whoever has $10

Responsibilities: My responsibilities include kissing ass and sales for Playgirl and other gay porn.

Hobbies, Interests, and Activities: I enjoy reading porn, writing my prison bitch, music (Kenny G is my favorite!), and anything outdoors at rest stops. I enjoy basketball, running marathons, and walking everywhere I can. I have been walking to work from Fountain Glen, so if you see some gay guy walking along the buildings outside, it's probably me!!

If Ryan could meet someone famous, he would choose to meet Dirk Digler from the movie Boogie Nights because he is hung like a horse, has class, and a personal style that is unparalleled by any other celebrity!

Douch bag

This is going to be a new section in my blog where we see what my friend the Douch Bag is doing at work. YES, it is the same guy with the scoliosis a few post down. It lookes like today he is sending out his first peice of mail. WAY TO GO DOUCH!

More Graduation Pictures...

In case your wondering - Laura the other girl that I had my graduation party with is in the forth picture down in the white shirt.

Graduation Pictures

Here are some pictures from Mine, Laura, and Melissa's graduation party. It was a blast!

Strip Night Again.....

One of my friends decided to strip this night at the Q but I think he doesn't want anyone to know about it so I will not be putting any pictures of that up... however here are some pictures of a few of us that were down there.

Callie

These are all pictures of my little sister Callie after she got her hair done.

Lucas

I don't know why Lucas feels the need to give a thumbs up all the time but he does... so here is another picture in that classic pose!

Harmon

Random Pictures of Harmon

Tim

These are pictures that Tim wanted me to take so he could post them online to impress the ladies.....

Tim, Lucas, and Jim

These are just some pictures of my boyfriend and his roommates. Look how "manly" Lucas looks with his beard!

My Office

Here are a few pictures of my desk. I still don't have my computer up so these are all taken by my new Treo phone (Thank you Sandhills).

I work with this guy!

So everyone has been asking me to update my blog and I don't have my computer up and running so it's been hard for me to update it... but I did just get a new Treo phone at work and this is the first picture I took on it. This is the guy that I sit next to. His name is Ryan and no he didn't pose for this picture that’s really how he sits.